New Season Shayari

Karoge yaad gujre jamane ko,tarsoge humare sath 1 pal bitane ko,fir awaz doge hume vapas bulane ko,or hum kahenge darwaja nhi h kabr se bahar aane ko.

Betab tamannao ki kasak rahne do,
manjil ko pane ki lalak rahne do,
aap bhale hi raho dur najro se,
par band palko me apni jhalak rahne Do.

Bhula kar hume kya woh khush reh paayeinge,Saath nahi to mere jaane ke baad muskuraayeinge,Dua hai khuda se ke unhe kabhi dard naa de, Hum to seh gaye par woh toot jaayeinge

Zindagi ki asli udaan abhi baaki hai,
Apne iradon ka imtehan abhi baki hai
Abhi to naapi hai humne mutthi bhar zameen,
Aage to sara aasman abhi baki hai..

Guzre hue pal ko kabhi yaad naa kar,Taqdir me jo likha hai uss ki fariyaad naa kar,Jo honaa hai woh to ho kar rahega,Fikr me apni hasi yuh barbaad naa kar.

Rehne de aasma zamin ki talash kar,
sab kuch yahi hai na kahi aur talash kar,
har arzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza,
jine k liye bas 1 kami ki talash kar.

Rishte kaanch ke bane hote hain,Jo tutne par chubhte hain,Hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna inhe,
Kyonki ye tutne mein "Pal" aur "Jodne" me barso lete hain..

TAMAM GAM BHUL JANE KO G KARTA HE AAJ,
MUSKURANE KO G KARTA HE,
BAHUT G LIYE SAHARE AAPKI YADON KE,
AAJ APKE PAS AANE KO G KARTA HAI.

Ek din Unhe na dekha to Dil udaas ho gaya,
Kuch hi pal me Wo itna khaas ho gaya,
Ab tak to pata nahi tha mujhe,
Lekin Unki judaai se Pyar ka ehsaas ho gaya. !!!!!!!


Labo pe aaj unka naam aa gya,
pyase k haath jaise jaam aa gya, dole kadam to gira unki baahon me jaakar,
aaj hamara peena hi hamare kaam aa gaya. !!!!!!
(Aaj se jyada peena shuru .... )

Toote khwabo ki tasveer kab puri hoti hai,
chand taro k beech bhi doori hoti hai.
dena to hume khuda sab kuch chahta hai,
par uski bhi kuch mazburi hoti hai..

Lakho log mohabat karte hai,
Shayad hum un jaise nahi.
Dikhane ke liye hum bhi
bana sakte hai TAJ-MAHAL,
Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de
hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi !!!!!!

Gam is Kadar mila ki ghabra k pi gaye.
Khushi thodi si mili to mila k pi gaye,
yu to na the hum pine k aadi .
Ek jam ko tanha dekha, to taras Kha ke pee gaye....

Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,Bhari Barsaat mein jaise phool bikhar pade,Dukh yeh nahi ki unhone hume alvida kaha, dukh to yeh hain ki uske baad woh khud ro pade

Sabhi ko kuch nahi milta,Nadi ki her lehar ko sahil nahi milta,yeh dil walon ki duniya hai dost ,Kisi ko dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

humne maaga tha sath jindagi ka, wo judai ka gum de gaye
hum yaado ke sahare hi ji lete wo bhoolne ki kasam de gaye................

Jakham Jab Mere Seene ke Bhar Jayenge,Aansu bhi Moti Bankr Bikhar Jayenge. Ye Matt Puchna Kis-Kis ne Dhokha Diya, Varna Kuch Apno ke bhi Chehre Utar Jayenge

Ek pal main sadiyon ka maza hum se poocheyedo din ki zindagi ka maza hum se poocheyebhoole hain rafta rafta unhe muddaton me humkistoon main khudkushee ka maza hum se poocheye
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aataIsiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gayeMeri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar thaIsiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye...
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Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau, suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,, Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kaha se lau...

Yaar mile oh jo kare pyar par jatave na,
sanu hove dard par oh seh pave na,
jad mile jaffi pake mile,
Beganeya di tarah duro hello bulave na..

Karib reh kar bhi wo hume jaan naa paaye,Aaj tak wo hume pehchan naa paaye,Khud hi bana li hum ne dooriyan,Taaki un par koi ilzaam naa aaye

Lamha Lamha Saanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai...Zindagi Maut Ke Pahlu Me So Rahi Hai..!Us Bewafa se Na Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah..Wo To Bas, Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

Duniya ka har shauk pala nahi jata,kaanch ke khilono ko uchala nahi jata,mehnat karne se mushqile ho jati hai aasankoyki har kaam taqdeero per tala nahi jata.

Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai.pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Seediyan unke liye hain jinhe chhat tak jaana hai.
par jo chhuna chahte hain aasman ko, unhe apna rasta khud banana hai

Life me hamesha Haste raho,
Muskurate raho, Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum 'UNMARRIED' ho

PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.
Ankh mile na mile LIPS KO milana hai.
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar
RAJ KAPUR KA nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.

Mere chehre ki udaasi ko na jaan sake wojite ji na hume pehchaam sake wode di humne apni jaan unke pyar maifir bhi hamari mohobbat ko saccha na maan sake wo

Yun Na mil mujhe khafa ho jaise
Saath chal Mauj-e-saba ho jaise
Hitchkiyaaan raat bhar aati hi rahi
tune fir yaad kiya ho jaise....................

Theek hai hum bas ab aansoo na bahao
Dil ke dilase ko rumaal na badhao
Kal kahan se layenge tumhein aansoo pochne ko
Is dil ko jhoote dilase ki aadat na lagao

Bin sawan Barsat Nahi Hoti Suraj Dube Bina raat nahi Hoti
Is liye Dost kissi ka dil na todna kyon ki Dil tutne ki awaz nahi hoti.

Baat-Baat Pe Sataya Nahi Karte,
Samjhi Hui Baton Ko Samjhaya Nahi Karte,
Karte Hain Jin Dosto Se Hum Pyar Itna.
Unhe Hum Unki Ehmiyat Samjhaya nahi karte.

Mahobbat mujhe thi unse itni sanam yaadon mein dil tadpta raha, mout bhi meri chaht ko rok na saki, kabr mein bi dil dhadkta raha.

Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dete hain, har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hain, Ae dost is jahan mein koi apna nahi,jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hai.

Najane usper itna yakin kyon hai,uska khayal b itna haseen kyu hai,suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai,To ankh se nikla ansu namken kyu hai. .

Jane se Pehle kusur to batya hota;itna hi pyar Tha to hum par haq Jataya hota,Hum to Fir palat k ruk Jate;Tumne hath faila kar wapis bulaya toh hota

Mere dil mein tha thikana unka;Do kadam bhi unse Aya na gaya;Maine pucha ke kyon toda wada mera?wo hass kar bole Nibhaya na gaya.

Itna kyon chaha use ki bhula na sake, itna kyon paas aaye ki door ja na sake, ab tanhai mein bethe to sochte hain, kyon chaha use jise kabhi pa na sake..'
Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,Chand Ki Chandni, Apno ka Pyar,Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar


Kuch lafz bina kahe alfaaz hote hain,
kch log is kadar khaas hote hain.
Door ho jae chahe nigaho se,
lekin fir bhi dil k behad paas hote hain.

Aaj bujh gaye hai ghar ghar mein diye sanskar ke,Maa baap bhi kimat mangte hai bachon ko sambhal ke,Sirf matlab se banti hai rishte bhi yahan pyar ke, Kaisi duniya hai jahan jiya bhi jata hai dusron ko mar ke...

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan,
Hum kaise unka dard byan karange.
Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai,
Ke auron se ab mohabat kya karenge.

Dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebsi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain Par koi humara nhi hota.

Phulo pe laga pehra acha nahi lagta,
rang ishk ka na ho gehra to acha nahi lagta.
Muskurate raha karo sada e dost,
tumhara udas chehra acha nahi lagta

Kaash hum b kisi ankh k noor hote,
kisi k dil ka suroor hote.
Agar banane wale ne hame b khubsurat banaya hota,
To hum b kisi na kisi k katil zaroor hote.

Phir aaj ek baar jeene ko maan karta hai, Phir aaj ek baar hawaon ki sarsarahat me dil jhum utha hai,
Phir aaj ek baar mausam nayi geet gunguna rahi hai, Phir aaj ek baar tumhari maujutgi meri zindegi badal rahi hai...

Mat rakh humse wafa ki ummidhumne har dum bewfai pai hai.Mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan,humne har chot dil pe khai hai.

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO
Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,
phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge.....
aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo...
aaj bas aaj...
Pray for India...

Mohabbat ek baar ho jaaye to bholaapan hai. Dujee baar kee jaaye to apnaapan hai,Teejee baar kee jaaye to deewaanaapan hai,Yadee ab bhee baaz na aao to kameenaapan hai!!

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!*Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..

Kisi ladki ko chedo us ka haath pakd lo agar wo wapis thapad maar de to kaho"tum pehle imtihaan main pass ho gae mujhe aise hi ladki chahiye thi...

Hasso Ajj Itna Kai Sada Siskyo Ki Sonayi Na Day Kudha wo hai jo rahe samne per dikhaye na day

Khushbu teri dosti ki mujhe mehka jati hai,
teri har bat mujhe behka jati hai,
saans to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
har saans se pahle aapki yad aa jati hai...

Mere dil ki kahani ye bayan karti hai,
Mohabat ashiqo ko sirf badnam karti hai.
Is badnami k bawzud jo mohabat krte hai,
Unhe marne k bad duniya salam krti hai.

Kashish honi chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hone chaiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap mil jayenge.

Milegi PARINDO ko manzil ek din,
ye faile huey unkey par bolte hai.
wo log rahtey hai KHAMOSH aksar,
zamanne me zinke huner bolte hai.

Dekho awaz dekar pas hame paoge,aoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,dur rehkar b tumhi pe nazar he meri,Hatho se tham lenge jab b thokar khaoge..........

Ishq se milti hai jo tanhaiyan,
Hum kaise unka dard byan karange.
Ek se hi mohabat itni kar li hai,
Ke auron se ab mohabat kya karenge.
Phulo pe laga pehra acha nahi lagta,
rang ishk ka na ho gehra to acha nahi lagta.
Muskurate raha karo sada e dost,
tumhara udas chehra acha nahi lagta.

Shaadi Ke Saat Phere, Saat Saalon Mein Kaise Badalte Hain?
Zaraa Gaur Kijiye...... ......... .......... ......... . 1st Year: Maine Kaha G Khana Kha Lijiye,Aapne Kaafi Der Se Kuchh Nahi Khaya Hai. 2nd Year : A ji, Khana Tayar Hai,Laga Doon? 3rd Year: Khana Ban Chuka Hai,Jab Khana Ho Bata Dena. 4th Year: Khana Banakar Rakh Diya Hai, Main Bazaar Ja Rahi Hoon, Khud Hi Daal Ke Kha Lena. 5th Year: Main Kehti Hoon Aaj Mujhse Khana Nahi Banega, Hotel Se Le Aayo. 6th Year: Jab Dekho Khana-Khana- Khana, Abhi Subah Hi To Khaya Tha. 7th Year: Main Tumhare Liye Khana Bana-Bana Ke Tang Aa Gayi Hoon, Mujhe Tum Talaak De Do.


Iss zamane se bahot alag ho aap,
wo khush kismat hai jiske paas ho aap.
Hamare liye wo waqt hi haseen hai
jab hamein yaad kar dil se muskura lete ho aap.

dilo ko kharidne waale hazaar mil jayenge, duniya main daga dene waale baar baar mil jayenge,
milega nahi aapko hum jaisa koi , milne ko DOST beshumar mil jayenge.
Har sagar ke do kinare hote hain,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyaare hote hain.
Ye zaroori nahi har koi paas ho,
Kyonki zindagi me yadon ke bhi sahare hote hain.

Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai,
har lamha unki kami si hoti hai.
Chahate hai unko iskadar hum,
zarasi kharoch unko lage to takleef Hume hoti hai.
Sharaabi ilzaam sharaab ko deta hai,
Aashiq ilzaam shabaab ko deta hai.
Koi nhi krta qabool apni bhool,
kaanta bhi ilzaam gulaab ko deta hai.

likho aisa ki kalam bhi rone per majboor ho jaye,her lafz mein dard bhar do itna ki padne wala milne ko majboor ho jaye

Yaad ko keh do ki woh yaad na aaye,
Dil me chippe dard ka paigam na laye.
Jis mohabbat ko apni hi najar lag jati ho,
Us mohabbat ka koi salaam na laye.

fareb tha hasi mein, ashiqui samajh baithe, maut ko hi apni zindagi samajh baithe,
waqt ka majak tha ya badnasibi hamari, uski do baaton ko chahat samajh baithe

Jinki yaad tumhe khushi k lamhon me aaye,
samjho ki tum unhe pyaar karte ho.
Aur jo gum me yaad aye,

jaan lo ki woh tumhe pyaar karte hai.
Hamare zakhmo ki vajaha bhi woh hai...
hamare zakhmo ki dava bhi woh hai,
woh namak zakhmo pe lagaye toh kya hua,
mohabbath karne ki sazah hi woh hai.....

Jab ho zarurat to koi sahara nahi aata,Bagair raat k asma me sitara nahi ata.Abhi waqt hai thaamlo hamari dosti ka hath,Aisa dost zindgi me dobara nahi aata.

Khash Shayari2

1. Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chod diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tod diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi

2. Aaisi bewafai ki usne,
ki mohobat bhi badnam ho gai,
aapni mohobat ki itni kimat vasul ki usne,
ki hamari arthi tak nilam ho gai....
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3.
Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaaho ko teri talaash rehti hai.
Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin,
Tere bagair tabiyat udaas rehti hai....
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4.
Waqt ke dayare se hum nikal na jaaye,
Aap ke dil se kahi hum utar na jaaye.
Hum roz aapko yaad dilaya karenge,
Warna kahin aap hume bhool na jaaye....

5.
Patta -2 Buta-2 Hal Hamara Janea Hai
Janea Na Janea ,Tum He Na Jano
Wo Tho Sab Kuch Janea Hai "

6. Aaj kiya zikr kisi Ne jo TumHara
Halkey Halkey Say phir Tum YaaD Anay Lagay
Main Purani Baaton kay samander Main DooBney laga
Dil Main Ek Baar phir Tum utarnay lagay
palkoon kay Darwaazey ko BanD kiya main Nay
Aur Ansoo Ban k Tum Aankhoon Say Behnay Lagay
BeBasi itni k Mare Haath uth Gay
DoBara ALLAH Say Tumhian Mangnay Lagay
zikr Tumhara sun ker Ek Baar phir
Mare jazBaat Tumhari Tamana kernay lagay
Bana k Tasveer Teri Mare zehn Main
Mare Tootey Armaan Rooney lagay
Paa k TumHian khwaaBoon Main Hum
jaag k phir Tumhian khooney lagay
Waada chahta hoon TakDeer sey Yeh
k BaDal Dey woh jo Honay lagay

7.Zindgi ki rahoon mein chala jaa raha hoon,
manzil ko talaashne ki kosish kiye jaa raha hoon.
Aapka saath hota ho to lagta hai manzil ko paa lunga,
anjaane rahoon par har gum ko muskurakar seh lunga.
In rahoon par mujhe akale chood na dena,
mujhse nazreen pher na lena.
Aapka saath nahi hoga,
to humare pass humrara khwab nahi hoga.
Bin khwab ke hum ji nahi payenge,
bin aapke hum mar bhi nahi payenge.
Aise zindgi se hume bacha lena,
khuda ke liye hi sahi « jaan » par hume apna len

8.Aaj dil ko yaad ayi unki bahut
Aaj unko mehsoos kiya bahut
Aaj rona chahta hun bahut
Kya unko ahsaas hain itna
Aaj un k liye tadhapte hain hum bahut

9. Is tadhap se aankh band karlete
Aur unka deedar karte hain hum bahut
Aaj unke liye deewane hain hum bahut
Koi unse kehde itna
Aaj un ka hi intezaar karte hain hum bahut

10. Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Iss Zamaane Se,
Pyaar Chhupta Nahin Chhupane Se
Paas Aate Ho Choote Ho Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se.
Pyar Dil Mein Hai To Laao Zabaan Pe,
Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se.
Tumhein Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,
Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhein Ganwane Se.
Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Poori Huye,
Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se.
Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,
Kya Hoga Ye Dhan Lutane Se.
Karo Koshish Ki Kurbatein Hee Rahein,
Dooriyan Badh Jaati Hain Badhane Se.
Kya Sunayein Kisi Ko Raaz-e-Dil,
Dard Bhi Badhta Hai Sunane Se.

11. khobsoorat hain wo lub
jo pyari batein kertey hain
khobsoorat hai wo muskurahat
jo dosaroon ke chehroon per bhimuskan saja de
khobsoorat hai wo dil
jo kisi ke dard ko samjhey
jo kisi ke dard mein tarpey

khobsoorat hain wo jazbat
jo kisi ka ehsaas karein

khobsoorat hai wo ehsaas
jo kisi ke dard ka madawa baney

khobsoorat hain wo batein
jo kisi ka dil na dukhaein
khobsoorat hain wo ankhein
jin mein pakezgi ho
sharm o haya ho

khobsoorat hain wo ansoo
jo kisi ke dard ko
mehsoos kerke beh jaein

khobsoorat hain wo Hath
jo kisi ko mushkil
waqat mein tham lein

khobsoorat hain wo qadam
jo kisi ki madad ke liye
aagey berhein !!!!!
khobsooart hai wo sooch
jo kisi ke liye acha soochey
khobsoorat hai wo insan
jis ko KHUDA ne ye
khobsoorati ata ki.

12. WOH AUR HONGE JO KHELTE HAI DILO SE
HUM DILO KO MILANE KA HUNAR JANTE HAI
ITNA MAT ITRA IS DIL PE,
HUM DILO KO CHURANE KA HUNAR BHI JANTE HAI..

13. Jawan hoke aapne kya kiya,
Ik khadim ko kafir bana diya.
Dar choda nahin tha
Khuda ka kabhi,
Har rasta ab aapne
dar apne se mila diya.
Lab khulte the naam
maula ka lene ko kabhi,
Naam apna hamare hothon
pe ab apna saja diya.
Anjaane se shahar mein
bhatak raha tha Preet,
Thama jo aapne haath,
Shahar humne apna ik basa liya.

14.
Safar kisi manzil ki talaash mein nahin meri
Theher nahin sakta isliya chala karta hoon

sookh gaye hain shayad ab ankhon mein ansooo
Dard bhi ab main muskurake bayan karta hoon

15.woh kahtey hein kya aada hein muskarane ki ,
woh kahte hein kya ada hein muskraane ki
magar woh kya jaane yeh aadat hein gum chupaane ki .......

16. Dil ke ehsaas hain jo ruk nahin paate hain,
Toote hue khawab hain jo beh hi jaate hain,
Behte hain aaj to beh jaane do inhe,
Ghav bhar jaayen to accha varna nasoor ban jaate hain. .......

17. Wo ho kar humse khafa ja ke qaber mein lete hain
use is haal mein dekh ker aaj to ro lene do
unse jaker mein kahe bhi deta hale dil apna aaj
mager jo kabhi nahi chain se soyi use aaj to soo lene do

18. aaj jo masoomiyet hain unke chehre per
is aftabi noor mein muhjhe khud ko khoo lene do
najane kab se ruke hue hai ye kambakht aansoon
aaj kuch na kehna bas aaj jee bhar ker ro lene do .......

19. Dard Ko bhi Ab Dard Hone laga hai,,,,,,
Dard Khud hi Mere Zakham dhone lagha hai,,,
Dard ke sath kabhi Roye na hum,,,,,,
Dard Khud hi Humko chhu kar Rone Laga hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,

20. KASH SHAYARI HUM BHI LIKH PAATE,
LAFZON KE KHEL HUM BHI KHEL PAATE,
KHUDA NE DIL PAR CHOT KUCH AISI DI..
AANSUON KO CHUPAKE KASH HUM BHI MUSKURA PAATE.

21. aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti,
hame ek pal ki raahat nahi milti;
mil to jaata hai sab kuchh,
bas aapki ek jhalak nahi milti.... .......

22. Ishq vale ankho se ankho ki baat samaj lete hai,
sapne me mil jaye to mulakat samaj lete hai.
Rota to asmaan bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,
log uske ashko ko barsat samaj lete hai......

23. Har din ek nai kahani banti he,
Kahani me dosto.n se kai nadani bhi hoti he,
Nadani me hooee bhoolo.n ko saja nahi dete,
Aur saja dekar yuhi apni ankhon se door nahi karte. .......

24. Kabar ki mitti utha le gaya koi, Usi bahane hame chukar gaya koi,
Tanhai aur andhere me khush the hum, Lekin phir se intezar karne ki wajah de gaya
koi .......

25. Tum nahi ho to her khushi kum hai
aa bhi jao ke zindagi kum hai
tere dum se hi main mukammal hoon
tere bin aati sans bhi kum hai .......

26. khamoshiyan teri mujhse baate karti hai meri har aah har dard ko samajti hai
pata hai majboor hai tubhi aur main bhi phir bhi nigahen tere deedar ko tarasti hai
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27. Mujhe kisine bewafa ka nam diya,
Sathi ne jaisa zehar ka jam diya,
Jo kabhi kaha karte the, Hame bhula mat dena,
Unhone hi bhul jane ka paigam de diya...!!

28. pagal nazaren dil diwana lagata hai.........
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....

29.
Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi

30. Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega
Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega
Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega

31. Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah
Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khut
Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah

32. Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko...
Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey...
Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain
Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay...
Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain
Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai `Sahir'...
Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain
Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain

33. Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

34. Khudaa jab husn deta hai
nazaakat aaa hi jati hai
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
kamar balkha hi jaati hai

35. Suna hai asar hota hai baaton me,
tum bhi bhul jaoge do char mulaqato me.
humse ruth kar jaoge kahan,
tumhari dosti ki lakir hai in hathon me.

36. Jab humne unse pucha sapna kya hota hai to unhone kaha band aankho mein
jo apna hota hai khuli aankhon mein wahi sapna hota hai.....!!!!

37. Muddat se door the hum tum,
ek zamane ke baad milna acha laga.
sagar se gehra laga aapka pyar,
tairna to aata tha par doobna acha laga....

38. Sajde dil ke tarane bahut hai zindigi jeene ke bahane bahut hai
aap sada muskurate rehna apki muskurahat ke deewane bahut hai

39. Jinki yaad mei hum dewane ho gaye
woh humhi se begane ho gaye
shayad unhe talash hai naye dosto ki
kyoki unki nazar mei ab hum purane hogaye

40. Zamane bhar ki baton mei hame bhula na dena
jab kabhi yaad aaye to zara muskura dena
zinda rahe to milenge dost
nahi to har diwali mere naam ka diya jala dena!

41. Har daag, daag nahi hota...
har dost wafadar nahi hota...
yeh to dil milne ki baat hai...
varna 7 feero mein bhi ......
pyar nahi hota!

42. Tamanao mei bhi tumhe yaad karenge...
teri har baat par etbar karenge...
tujhe aane ko to nahi kahenge...
par fir bhi tera intezar karenge...

43. Chirago se andhere door ho jate,
toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,
agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi
to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..

44. Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya,
magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
kuch jakhm judai ke aise mile ki
phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

45. Badi Der Se Paimana Liye Baitha Hoon,
Koi Dekhe To Samjhe Ke Piye Baitha Hoon.
Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye Rooth Ke Jaane Wale,
Main Abhi Tak Teri Tasweer Liye Baitha Hoon
***
46. Maikada Bhi Apna Hai, Mehfil Bhi Humari Hai
Humne Zindagi Apni Jaam Mein Guzari Hai
Aaj Tera Chehra Kyun Khil Utha Hai Jana
Yeh Mausam Ki Shararat Hai Ya Nazar Humari Hai
***
47. Peeta Hoon Sharaab Tera Gam Bhoolanae Ko,
Kambakth Nasha Hi Teri Shakl Bana Deta Hai.
***
48. Ankh Khule To Cehra Tumhara Ho,
Ankh Band Ho To Sapna Tumhara Ho.
Mujhe Marne Ka Gam Na Hoga,
Gar Kafan Ki Jagah Dupatta Tumhara Ho.
***
49. Faasle Kum Bhi Kiye Meine Faasle Mitane Ke Liye ;
Door Tum Kyun Chale Gaye Yaad Aane Ke Liye;
Woh Wade Woh Kasme Woh Irade Bhool Jane Ke Baad;
Phir Kyun Tum Chale Aaye Khwabon Mein Mujhe Satane Ke Liye;
Saath Teri Tarah Chhod Rahi Hain Saanse Meri ;
Lo Koi Chala Aaya Hai Mujhe Le Jaane Ke Liye
***
50. Woh Hatho Se Pilaye To Mein Kya Karu
Woh Aankho Se Pilaye To Mein Kya Karu
Mein To Pine Ka Bilkul Aadi Nahin
Jam Khud Chal Ke Aaye To Mein Kya Karu
***
51. Chalak Rahi Hai Sharaab Ki Bondein Paani Ki Tarah,
Dil Bhar Gaya Hai Mera Dukho Se Samudra Ki Tarah,
***
52. Chahakar Bhi Nahi Bhula Pate Tujhe Hum,
Teri Yaadon Ke Sahare Ruk Nahi Sakte Peene Se Hum.
***
53. O Bewafa Kya Tujhe Meri Bikul Yaad Nahi Aati,
Kya Meri Yaad Tujhe Bilkul Nahi Satati,
Yeh Sher Likhkar Mein Diley-Byan Na Karta,
Par Kya Karoon Teri Tasveer, Tera Haal Nahi Batati
***
54. Tumhara Intezar Karte Karte
Humne Peena Seekh Liya
Maut Ka Intezaar Karte Karte
Humne Jeena Seekh Liya.

55. din mein yaad aate ho;raat mein yaad aate ho;
kabhi-kabhi to itna yaad aate ho ke,
aaina hum dekhte hain nazar tum aate ho .......

56. Maut jab saamne aati hai to jee letaa hoon,
Zakhm muh kholne lagte hain to see letaa hoon,
mujhko maaloom hai masti ki haqeeqat lekin,
Hosh jab hadd se guzarti hai to pee letaa hoon!!

57. Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron....

58. Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam pr marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho yaar har
dard ko sehna sikha deta hai.

59. Hasraton pe rivaajo ka sakhta pehraa hai,
Na jaane kaun si ummeed pe jaake yeh dil thehraa hai,
Meri aankhonmein se chhalakte hue yeh ashk aur gam ki kasam;
Mera yeh pyaar.... Bahot gehraa hai...

60. Aansuo mein raatbhar rona pada ,
Tere milan se to haath dhona pada ,
Tera milna tha khwaab mera ;
Khwaab laane ke liye sona pada...

61. Usko chhaha bhi to ikraar karna na aaya...
Kkt gai umr saari hamein pyaar karna na aaya....
Usne maanga bhi agar kuchh to judai maangi ;
Aur.... hamen inkaar karna na aaya....

62. Kuchh pal ke liye aa jaao vaapis ,
Hum dil ki kahaani keh denge...
Samje na tum aankho se ;
Voh baat zubaani keh denge....

63. Zindagi jaise ek sazaa si ho gai hai ,
Gum ke sagar mein is kadar kho gai hai ,
Tum aa jaao vapis yeh gujaarish hai meri ;
Shaayad muje, Tumhaari aadat si ho gai hai...

64. Yaad mein teri jahan ko bhool jaati hoon mein...
Oh bhoolnewale, Kabhi tujko bhi yaad aati hoon mein ?
Jitni masoom hoon mein aapse bichhadkar ,
Itnee siddat se to aapne muje chhaha bhee nahi...

65. Soe kahan pe? Aankh ne takiye bhigoye hai...
Aaj hum bhi kisi ke liye khoob roye hai...
Dil ke darvaaze ko har waqt khula rakhte hai...
Jaane kis waqt tera bulaava aa jaye...
Kabhi khood pe, Kabhi halaat pe rona aaya...
Baat nikli, To har ek baat pe rona aaya...

66. Taarikh ki duniya mein kabhi aisi bhi dor aayi hai...
Lamhon ne khata ki hai, Sadiyon ne sazaa paayi hai...
Zindagi mein do hi lamhen badi mushkil se guzaare ,
Ek tere aane se pehle.... Aur ek tere jaane ke baad...

67. Raat Hogi to Chand bhi Duhaaee Dega!
Khwaabo mai Woh cheraa bhi dikhai dega,
Yeh Mohabbat hai, Soch ke karna 'yaaro'
Ik aansu bhi gira to Sunai dega.......

68. Khamoshi ki zubaan apne aap mein itni beimaan hai
Bin bole unko pata hai humare dil ke armaan hai

69. Zindagi mein aisa pehle kabhi na dekha
khamoshi ki apni ek alag zubaan hai
Dil ke aaene mein unki hi tasveer hai
lafz hoton se nikle to yeh muhabbat ki tauheen hai
Mohabbat ki zuban mein lfz nahi hote
Awaz toh bas dil ki hoti hai.....................

70. dard bhi hai jakhma bhi hara, kambakht aye mausam sard bhara
need ayye bhi kaise ,chot khaya kambakht dil jo tahra

71. Haseeno ke husne pe mat jana dilwalo, yea husne nahi naquab hai...
unke dil ke andar jhank kar dekho, mohobaat nahi tezaab hai.

72. prem ki parivartit paribhasha-
man ko poochhe kaun, tan ki aasha;
lupt laaj sankoch, naino ki bhasha;
anant pipasa, anant pipasa;
prem ki parivartit paribhasha!

73. Chaand sitaroN kaa noor thujh par barseN
Iss jahaaN kii itnii khushii tujhe mileN
Ke ek gham keliye bhii tu tarrseN......

74. Khudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti
to khwab mein un.se mulaqaat na hoti.....
Woh wada to kar gaye the aayenge khwab mein
Mare khushi ke neend na aaye to kya karen

75. teri khawish us waqt bahut tadpati hai..
sawan me koi boond jab hotho par aakar bikhar jati hai..
meri ruh bhi tadpne lagti hai us pal..
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar kar aati hai..

76. Lamhe yeh sunare saath kal saath ho na ho,
kal mein aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
par teri yaadon ke haseen pal dil mein rahenge,
tamam umar mulaqat ho na ho! .......

78. Kisi ki mithi bato per fisal jana nahi achha
Fisal ker apne dil ka raaz batana nahi achha
Jise tum raaz samjoge vo badnaam ker dega
Har ek ko apne dil ka jaam pilana nahi achha

79. Chalte hain to lagta hain ki sadiyo ka sath hain
aur bichhadte hain to do din main bhula dete hain

80. Maikada Bhi Apna Hai, Mehfil Bhi Humari Hai
Humne Zindagi Apni Jaam Mein Guzari Hai
Aaj Tera Chehra Kyun Khil Utha Hai Jana
Yeh Mausam Ki Shararat Hai Ya Nazar Humari Hai

81. Peeta Hoon Sharaab Tera Gam Bhoolanae Ko,
Kambakth Nasha Hi Teri Shakl Bana Deta Hai.
Woh Hothon Se Pilaye To Mein Kya Karu
Woh Aankho Se Pilaye To Mein Kya Karu
Mein To Pine Ka Bilkul Aadi Nahin
Jam Khud Chal Ke Aaye To Mein Kya Karu

82. Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai

83. Kaash agar main kuch ho sakta
Tau main tumhari ankhon ka aansoo hota
Janam leta teri aankhon mein
Zindagi guzarta tere gaalon pe
Aur aa ke marr jata tere honton pe

84. aapne-aapne andaaz hote haiN,
jaagti ankhon mein bhi khwaab hote haiN,
zaroori nahin gum mein ansoo nikle,
muskurati aankhon min bhi sailab hote haiN.

85. Nazar jhukaoge to puchhenge Haale dil tumse
Nazar uthaoge to khali salaaM kar denge

86. Falak pe teer ka bhi ek nishaana tha,
udhar bizliyaan chamak rahi the,
idhar hamaara aashiyaana tha,
Pahonch rahi the kinaaare pe kisti-e-ummeed,
is toofaaan ko bhi abhi aana tha.

87. Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahen ki tere talabgaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar dala, mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah mein dewaar hum nahi,
Jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko muhobbat ke naam se,
kaise kahen ki tere gunahgaar hum nahi.....

88. Faasle Jism Ko To Dour Le Jaate Hain
Par Dilon Ke Shahar To Ujarte Nahi
Aankhon Se Aankhon Ka Rishta Tut Jaye Bhi To
Saath Dekhe Hue Khwab To Mit Te nahi

89. mere andaaz wo samajh naa sake,
mere jazbaat wo samajh naa sake,
wo samajh naa sake meri majbooree,
mere haalaat wo samajh naa sake...

90. phool kushboo se pooche hum aapke hai kaun,
dil dhadkan se pooche hum aapke hai kaun, hum to hai nadaan...
aap hi bataye hum aapke hai kaun

91. ek lamhe me unhone jindagi sanwar di,ek lamhe me unhone jindagi ujad di,
par kasoor unka nahi hamara hai,kyonki us ek lamhe me hamne jindagi gujar di.

92. mana hum aap se mil nahi pate,aisa nahi ke aap aap hame yaad nahi aate,
mana ke jahan ke sab rishte nibhae nahi jaate,per jo bas jaate hain dil main wo fir
bhulae nahi jate

93. Kisi ko mil jaati hain rangeen baharein,Kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta...
Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal,Kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta.....

94. darte hain aag se kahi jal na jaaye, darte hain khwab se kahi toot na jaye.
Par sabase jyada darate hain aapse ...Kahi aap hame bhool na jaaye

95. Aankho ke kinare jo hamne bhigoay nahi ,
vo sochte hai ki hum roay nahi,
Woh puchte hai ki kisko dekha khawabo mein,
woh kya jane hum ek arse se soye nahi..

96. Woh hamse ruswa hain ki
hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane ki
hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai..

97. In Yadoon aur Lamhoon ko apnay seenay kee kitaab main Sanbhall kar rakhna..
Agar zindgee kay kisee kay morr par hamaree yaad Ajaye to is kitaab ko khool kar
parr lena Sakoon Milay Gaa

98. ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai,kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyon hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai.

99. Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai,
Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai...Aur
agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai.

100. Bag Ki Baat Baag Ka Mali Hi Samje, Fulo Ka Dard zukti Dali Hi Samje,
Ye Kaisi Rit Banai Duniya Walon ne, Diye Ka Dil Jale Aur Log Diwali Samje

101. Dil kabhi dil se juda nahi hote, yuhi hum kisi par fida nahi hote,
pyar se bada to dosti ka rishta hai, kyuki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote...

102. Koi wada nahi phir bhi tera intezaar hai,Judai ke baad bhi tumse pyar hai.
Tere chehre ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,Mujhse milne ko tu bhi bekrar hai...

103. Zindagi ek ittefaq hai, ise aazmaa kar dekh lo
Patthar dil bhi baraste hai zara chahat bhar kar to dekho

104. jo hasaye wo dosti,
jo rulaye wo pyar,
jo milaye wo dosti,
jo juda kare wo pyar,
jo bole wo dosti,
wo chup rahe wo pyar,
pher bhi log dosti chud kar,
kiyo kartye hai pyar

105. Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana doon
Tujhe mile bina tera haal bata doon
Hai dum meri mohabbat mein itna
Teri aankh ka aansu apni aankh se baha doon

106. Yeh Dil Ho Gaya Tumhara, Har Yaad Mein Ho Tum,
Pukarta Hai Tumhe, Kyun Nahi Laut Aate Ho Tum.
Saansein Hain Chalti, Har Saans Mein Ho Tum,
Tanha Ki Tanhaai Hai Roti, Phir Bhi Khaamosh Ho Tum.............

107. aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.
chhe vo apna ho ya begana
dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,
inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??.

108. Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu..

109. Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

110. Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete..--

111. baat badlne se jajbaat nahin badalte
aavaj badlne se ahsaas nahin badalte
naam badlne se andaaj nahin badalte
kahani badlne se anjaam nahin badalte
similary
company badlne se dost nahin badalte
tabhito hum aapke dard ko hain samjhlate

112. Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

113. is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

114. Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

115. Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu

116. Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

117. "Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati"
"Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati"
"Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad
jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati"..

118. Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,
Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.

119. Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,
Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.

120. Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,
Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya.

121. Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,
Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.

122. Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle,
Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.

123. Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

124. Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...

125. Har ishk ka matlab gam nahi hota,
duriyan badhne se pyar kam nahi hota,
waqt bewaqt ho jati hai aankhen nam
kyonki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota

126. Gujare the jo lamhe tere sath,
talash unhe yeh nazar bar bar karti hai,
gum nahi jo kismat ne juda kar diya,
teri judai bhi to hamse pyar karti hai

127. Jo hai dil mein batakar to dekho,Chahat ko honthon pe lakar to dekho....
Sab kuch mil jayega usi pal,Lekin mohabbat ko ek baar jatakar to dekho....

128. Jalao koshisho ke deepak, raat ki subah ho jaye,
Tumhari hatho se logo ke dil ki kayanat Badal jay
Apne ko itna zindadil banao, Zindagi aise jiyo ki arthi bhi baarat ban jaye....

129. Dil ka gulab jise chum ke diya,Usne muhje bahar se mehrum kar diya...
Tumhari berukhi ne to hamara naam kar dala,Hume shayar bana ke mera saathi jam bana
dala...

Funny Shayary

1. Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye,
us'se bhi achhaa banwaa denge,
Mumtaz to marke gadi thi,
tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.

2. Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai,
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai.

3.Ghalib ne likha deewar par laal rang se,
Ghalib ne likha deewar par laal rang se,
Yahan likhna mana hai.

4. Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera,
Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji,
Aur kar de savera.

5. Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin.
Glass mein hota hai;
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin,
Saali ko hota hai.

6. Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho,
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho.

7. Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola,
Goya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya.

8. Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge,
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge.

9. Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri,
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri.

10. Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai,
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai,
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai.

11. Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan,
Jai jawan jai kisan.

12. Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya,
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala.

13. Draupadi ka vastraharan,
Dushasan ko pada bhari,
Draupadi ka vastraharan,
Dushasan ko pada bhari,
Saari mein saari,
Parag saari!

14. Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye,
Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

15. Rok do mere janaze ko
mujh mein jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho
SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….

16. How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years,
but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
Second Best:

17. Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud.
After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
Third Best SMS:

18. Boys go to college to develop the mind;
girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

19. MAT PEE GHALIB MASJID MEIN BAITH KAR ,
MAT PEE GHALIB MASJID MEIN BAITH KAR,
EK HI BOTAL HAI KAHIN KHUDA NA MANG LE !!!!!!!

20. Daru khatam hone ka bahana kyou kerta hai,Kahi na Kahi se thodi aur mil hi
jayegi
Aur agar saari Umr MM main coding kerega , To BankMill ki ek Branch to LIVE ho hi
jayegi

21. App ager Humhe dinner pay bulate
khichadi to kya jahar bhi khilte
to hum amrit smajh ke pee jaate
lakein aisa tab hota jab app
hume appne haato se pelateeeeeeee

22. Machharo ne tujhe kata ye unka janoon tha
tune unko katne diya ye tera sakoon tha
tune unko na mar kyoinki unki rango me tera khoon tha

23. Attar ki shishi paththar se tod do
Tere jesi ladki mile to main nokri bhi chhod do
Aur fir dusri mile to main tuje bhi chhod do

24. Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti
hai...
Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....

25. Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....

26. Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

27. Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi
nahi!!

28. Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS
chadane padege
So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...

29. Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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30. koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale
ko...................
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31. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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32. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
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33. tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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34. Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

35. Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno

36. Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

37. Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

38. Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

39. Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada,
Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada.

40. Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,
Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho.
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41. Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya

42. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

43. Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

44. Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

45. Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

46. Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

47. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

Think before Saying any thing

*Before you think of saying an unkind word
Think of someone who can't speak.*> > *

*> > *Before you complain about the taste of your> food**>
> **Think of someone who has nothing to eat.*> > *

*> > *Before you complain about your husband or wife**>
> **Think of someone who's crying out to God for a> companion.*> > *

*> > *Today before you complain about life**>
> **Think of someone who went too early to heaven.*> >

* *> > *Before you complain about your children**> >
**Think of someone who desires children but> they're barren.*> >

* *> > *Before you argue about your dirty house;someone> didn't clean or sweep**>
> **Think of the people who are living in the> streets*> > *


*> > *Before whining about the distance you drive**>
> **Think of someone who walks the same distance> with his/her feet.*> > * *>

> *And when you are tired and complain about your> job**>
> **Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those> who wished they had your> > job.*> > *

*> > *But before you think of pointing the finger or> condemning another**>
> **Remember that not one of us are without sin and> we all answer to one> > maker**

**And when depressing thoughts seem to get> you down**
**Put a> > smile on your face and thank God you're alive and> still around.***> >

* *> > *Life is a gift of GOD.**> > **LIVE it....!**> > **ENJOY it......** ! !> > **CELEBRATE it.........!!!**> > **AND FULFILL it............**...!!!**!*

Chhoti si jindgi

Kal Ho Na Ho

Kuchh Khas shayri

Har ek jazbaat ko zuba nahi milti,Har ek aarzoo ko dua nahi milti,
Muskaan banaye rakho to duniya saath hai,Warna aansuon ko bhi aankho me panaah nahi milti.
====================================================Ishq ke parwaane har jagah milte hai, Ishq ke deewane har jagah milte hai,
Lekin jo wakei ishq farmaate hai,thokar kha k sirf maikhane me hi milte hai.
=====================================================Shaam chiragon se saja rakhi haiShart logon se laga rakhi haiShayad koi aa jaye hum se bhi pyaasaaisliye thhodi si bacha rakhi hai...............
=====================================================Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena,
Jab mar jau 1 ghut whisky mere hoton pe laga dena.
Main tajmahal to nahi mangta yaaro,
Bas meri kabar par 1 girls hostel khulwa Dena.
=====================================================kya hai zindgi? dekho to khwab he zindgi, padho to kitab he zindgi,
suno to gyan he zindgi, par hum ye kehte he"haste raho"to AASAN he zindgi.
=============================================================Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,Waqt ko marham banaana seekh lijiye,
Haarna to hai hi maut ke saamne, Filhaal zindagi se jeetna seekh lijiye...
========================================================== ZINDAGI HAI NAADAN ISLIYE CHUP HOON,DARD HI DARD HAI SUBAH SHAM ISLIYE CHUP HOON,KEH TO DOO ZAMANE SE DAASTAN APNI,PAR USME AAYEGA KISI KA NAAM ISLIYE CHUP HOON =======================================================
rukwa dena mera janaja ,jab gali mai uska ghar aaye,shayad wo jhak le khidki seaur mera dil dhadak jaye....
========================================================Vade karte hain, kasme khate hai, phir bhi na jane kyu log saath chod jate hai, hame to taklif hoti hai phul todne mein bhi, na jane log dil kaise tod jate hai.?
==========================================================Kaash koi hum par bhi pyar jatata,Hamari aankhon ko apne haathon se chhupata.
Hum jab poochte kaun ho tum?Muskura kar woh apne aapko hamari jaan batata.
============================================================Ek Khushi ki chaah mai har khushi se dur huye hum...Kisi se kuch keh bhi na sake itne majbur huye hum..Na aayi unhe nibhaani pyar mai wafaa... Aur jamaane ki najar bewafa ke naam se mashur huye hum...

============================================================Humhara Har Lamha Churaa Liya Aap ne,Aankhon Ko Ek Chaand Dikha Diya Aap ne,Hume Zindagii Toh Dii Kissi Aur ne,Par Itna De Kar Jeena Sikha Diya Aap ney...
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Don't ask God to guide your footsteps,if you're not willing to move your feet. It doesn't matter How better the thought was,Only thing matters is how honestly we followed it.
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Jaankar b wo muze samaz na paaye,dekhkar b wo muze pehchan na paaye, khud hi karli bewfai humne taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye..
============================================================Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho,Varna tu us din pachtayegi,jab meri mehbooba meri bahon me hogi,Aur tu ik pal main nikal jayegi.... ==========================================================Dil tutna saza hai mohabat ki. Dil jodna ada hai DOSTI ki.Mange jo kurbani wo mohabat hai. Jo bin mange ho jaye kurban wo hai wafa DOSTI ki. ============================================================== Jane se Pehle kusur to bataya Hota;itnaHi pyar Tha to hum Par haq Jataya hota,Hum to Fir palat k ruk Jate;Tumne hath faila kar wapis bulaya toh hota ==================================================================
Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate,Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate.Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main,Fir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate. =======================================================================

Inspirational sher

Milegi PARINDO ko manzil ek din,
ye faile huey unkey par bolte hai.
wo log rahtey hai KHAMOSH aksar,
zamanne me zinke huner bolte hai.

Today's Thought

Don't be afraid to admit when you know you are wrong.
It is not a sign of weakness,
but shows character and responsibility.
Others will respect you for that.


Always do the right things,
even when everyone does as they please with no consideration for the feelings of others
Never compromise your values and beliefs, even if it means risking ridicule and rejection.

Be true to yourself.
Live your own life and don't allow others to decide what is best for you
If you do, you will be unhappy because you're untrue to yourself.


Refuse to run away from the things that scare you.
Confront these situations and overcome your fears so that you may grow as a person.

Don't compare yourself to others.
You are unique special being and therefore you should express your individuality.

Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u Glowing,
But only God Keeps u Going

Use Full Websites

Dictionary

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/
http://www.shabdkosh.com/

Java website

http://mindprod.com/jgloss/datagram.html
http://www.java2s.com/
http://www.javagalaxy.com/
http://kickjava.com/examples/javax.swing.index.htm
http://www.precisejava.com/
http://www.java-tips.org/
http://www.javacamp.org/
http://2020ok.com/4133.htm
http://www.tqbank.com/tag/26/
http://www.mindviewinc.com/
http://www.oopweb.com/Java/Documents/ThinkCSJav/VolumeFrames.html
http://java.sun.com/


Hindi Website
http://www.jagran.com/
http://www.webdunia.com/


Government website

http://darpg-grievance.nic.in/
http://www.indianrail.gov.in/
http://www.irctc.co.in/
http://www.ignou.ac.in/

Banks

http://www.icicibank.com/
http://www.hdfcbank.com/personal/default.htm

Entertainment

http://www.ejalgaon.com/
http://manaskriti.com/kaavyaalaya/
http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~navin/india/songs/
http://www.abhivyakti-hindi.org/
http://www.anubhuti-hindi.org/
http://poets-hindipoem.blogspot.com/
http://www.bhojpuri.org/song.htm
http://www.youtube.com/
http://www.abhivyakti-hindi.org/

Bhakti websites
http://www.jyotirlinga.com/

Yellow Pages
http://www.faridabadyellowpages.com/
http://yellowpages.webindia123.com/
http://www.indiacom.com/
http://www.ncrhub.com/

Utilities
http://coinmill.com/INR_USD.html
http://mailtopusp.blogspot.com/

Carbide Tip and Saw Blade
http://www.hardmaterials.sandvik.com/
http://www.cycarbide.com/english/Prodcuts/index.htm
http://www.vollmer.de/
http://twma-eng.so-buy.com/front/bin/home.phtml
http://www.wanlitools.cn/newEbiz1/EbizPortalFG/portal/html/index.html
http://www.eyan.com.tw/about_us/index.php?language=_eng
http://www.specialtysaw.com/
http://www.rapicutcarbides.com/contact.htm
http://www.sawell.com/pages/803841/index.htm
http://www.dynamic-saw-blade-sharpening.com/sawblades.html
http://www.pragatools.org/

lack of will

The difference between a successful person and others is not a
lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.

I dont want to you

Life is not easy

Life is not easy but its depend on how u handle your life. Everyday you face a new problem but always a new solution is already prepared for that problem. so keep struggle with your life the ways is always waiting for you. believe in god and god is great.

Pushpendra Singh