Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Funny Shayary

1. Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye,
us'se bhi achhaa banwaa denge,
Mumtaz to marke gadi thi,
tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.


2. Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai,
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai.

3.Ghalib ne likha deewar par laal rang se,
Ghalib ne likha deewar par laal rang se,
Yahan likhna mana hai.

4. Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera,
Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji,
Aur kar de savera.

5. Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin.
Glass mein hota hai;
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin,
Saali ko hota hai.

6. Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho,
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho.

7. Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola,
Goya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya.

8. Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge,
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge.

9. Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri,
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri.

10. Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai,
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai,
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai.

11. Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan,
Jai jawan jai kisan.

12. Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya,
Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala,
Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala.

13. Draupadi ka vastraharan,
Dushasan ko pada bhari,
Draupadi ka vastraharan,
Dushasan ko pada bhari,
Saari mein saari,
Parag saari!

14. Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye,
Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

15. Rok do mere janaze ko
mujh mein jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho
SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….

16. How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years,
but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.
Second Best:

17. Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud.
After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
Third Best SMS:

18. Boys go to college to develop the mind;
girls go to college to catch them before this happens.

19. MAT PEE GHALIB MASJID MEIN BAITH KAR ,
MAT PEE GHALIB MASJID MEIN BAITH KAR,
EK HI BOTAL HAI KAHIN KHUDA NA MANG LE !!!!!!!

20. Daru khatam hone ka bahana kyou kerta hai,Kahi na Kahi se thodi aur mil hi
jayegi
Aur agar saari Umr MM main coding kerega , To BankMill ki ek Branch to LIVE ho hi
jayegi

21. App ager Humhe dinner pay bulate
khichadi to kya jahar bhi khilte
to hum amrit smajh ke pee jaate
lakein aisa tab hota jab app
hume appne haato se pelateeeeeeee

22. Machharo ne tujhe kata ye unka janoon tha
tune unko katne diya ye tera sakoon tha
tune unko na mar kyoinki unki rango me tera khoon tha

23. Attar ki shishi paththar se tod do
Tere jesi ladki mile to main nokri bhi chhod do
Aur fir dusri mile to main tuje bhi chhod do

24. Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti
hai...
Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....

25. Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....

26. Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

27. Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi
nahi!!

28. Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS
chadane padege
So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...

29. Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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30. koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale
ko...................
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31. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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32. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman-E-husn ka furkat se
sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
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33. tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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34. Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!

35. Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno

36. Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...

37. Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

38. Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

39. Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada,
Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada.

40. Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,
Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho.
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41. Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya

42. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?....
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

43. Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

44. Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

45. Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

46. Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

47. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

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